Scratchie\’s World

School Done!!! Other stuff in life to write about now….

Humour is the key to life

The Hen
Tom did like he always does, kissing his wife,
crawling into bed and falling to sleep. All of a
sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a
white robe standing in front of his bed.
“What the hell are you doing in my bedroom?…and who
are you?” he asked.
“This is not your bedroom,” the man replied, “I am St.
Peter, and you are in heaven.”
“WHAT! Are you saying I’m dead? I don’t want to die!
I’m too young,” said Tom. “I want you to send me back
immediately.”
“It’s not that easy”, said St. Peter. “You can only
return as a dog or a hen. The choice is your own.”
Tom thought about it for a while, and figured out that
being a dog is too tiring, but a hen probably has a
nice and relaxed life. Running around with a rooster
can’t be that bad.
“I want to return as a hen,” Tom replied.
And in the next second, he found himself in a chicken
run, really nicely feathered. But now he felt like his
rear end was gonna blow.
Then along came the rooster. “Hey, you must be the new
hen St. Peter told me about,” he
said. “How do you like being a hen?”
“Well, OK I guess, but it feels like my azz is about
to explode.”
“Oh that!” said the rooster. “That’s only the
ovulation going on. You need
to lay an egg.”
“How do I do that?” Tom asked.
“Cluck twice, and then you push all you can.”
Tom clucked twice and pushed more than he was good
for, and then ‘plop’ an egg was on the ground.
“Wow” Tom said. “That felt really good!” So he clucked
again and squeezed.
And you better believe that there was yet another egg
on the ground.
The third time he clucked, he heard his wife shout:
“Tom, for goodness sake! Wake up! You’re sh!tt!n’ all
over the bed!”

July 27, 2005 - Posted by | Uncategorized

4 Comments »

  1. bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Comment by °Fyr° | July 27, 2005 | Reply

  2. Yes Scratch…heard it before, but still good.

    Comment by Dr. D. | July 27, 2005 | Reply

  3. LOL

    Comment by Abeni | July 27, 2005 | Reply

  4. Heheheheh funny.

    Comment by smallislandgirl | July 28, 2005 | Reply


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