Scratchie\’s World

School Done!!! Other stuff in life to write about now….


On the first day of college (no not UWI), the Dean addressed thestudents, pointing out some of the rules:”The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students,and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breakingthis rule will be fined $20 the first time.
“He continued, “Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60.
Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180.
Are there any questions?”At this point, a male Jamaican student in the crowd inquired:
“How much fi ah season pass?

July 22, 2005 Posted by | Uncategorized | 9 Comments